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mom = speechless
Another attempt at short and sweet sharing. Being the mother of a college student can be tough, in many ways. Being the mother of an animal science major, can be, I would almost guarantee, even tougher, especially when said college student is a girl. I receive periodic texts of things I never thought ANYONE would ever text to me, especially my baby girl. Things like “I held the artificial vagina today for the stallion” or “I wore a helmet with sperm painted all over it”. Today’s text took the cake. “Would you bite off the testicles of a sheep for 50 bonus points in the class?” I wish I could say she was kidding. My reply, “No way” My next reply “Would you?” I have to wait until 4 o’clock to find out. To be honest with you, I bet she does it. My little girl. Oh my!
